UNCENSORED SHAKESPEARE
THE WHORE GWENDOLYN
She was a shameless young strumpet, born and bred,
In a rat-infested shit-hole, called Maiden's Head.
A full blown retard, totally absent of wits,
As fortune may have it, twas with a nice set of tits.
By day she was hired, as a lowly rug weaver,
By night she did peddle, her crustified beaver.
For just a mere tuppence, she'd darn your sock,
Throw in a quid, she'd sucketh thy cock!
Her problems with coppers were seldom and few.
But to solveth these problems was a hooked-nosed Jew.
One day she was given 'er the most furious scratch,
From whence a deathly odor escapethed her snatch!
Tis something gawd wrong with my fur lined beast!
Was it the raging clap? Or an infection of yeast?
From a kindly doctor, the diagnosis was made,
Excepting a handjob as pretty fair trade!
Not yeast, nor clap, but a bad case of pox,
My recommendation to Thee? Lay off the cocks!
With total aplomb, no attempt to be nice,
"This snatch of your'n is infested with lice"!
A fortnight later they found her dead,
Quintessential case of death by 'head'!
Next week, I will be given you the rough copy and 1st edition of Homeo & Jewliette. The tragic story of star-crossed love involving a raging fag and a beautiful woman who's family epitomized homophobia. Homeo meets his death by fag-drag behind an ox-cart.
